-purchase cheeseburger with everything (cheese, ketchup, mustard, pickles, onions, tomatoes, lettuce, "special sauce") from local awesome burger spot, carry home
-chop entire burger into bite-size pieces
-peel and dice half a cucumber, halve grape tomatoes
-throw burger, cucumber, and tomatoes into bowl
-mix, eat with fork like a salad.
Hey, where are you guys all going? It was delicious, I swear!