Squee! loony_moony is the BESTEST!
Oh, god, you have to see this. loony_moony has written a whole passel of short parody summaries of my HP fanfics. Here's a preview:
Worse than Killing Lust:
Lucius: Guess what I have for you!
Draco: Ooooh! is it a horsey?
Lucius: Close enough!
Go see go see go see go see!