"Hey, why are you all still alive?--Oh, that's right, it's only Tuesday."
"Are you with the bride, or the failure?"
-"It is for want of better graces, for my accent and my station, that I am to board this prison vessel."
-"...And for all them murders you done."
-"Where's your husband?"
-"My husband is dead."
-"Will you marry me? Did he leave you any money? Answer the second question first."
"I wet 'em."
-"And any plan vhere you lose your hat is...?"
-"...A bad plan?"
"That was Speed in French, which in France was called La Vitesse. Except it wasn't, it was called Speed."
-"You know, son, forty percent of all traffic accidents--"
-"Oh, shut up, willya?"
"So the dog's name is fuckin' Pongo."
And one I expect him to get except he never does because he still hasn't seen, this, damn him:
"Let's do some crimes! Let's get sushi, and not pay!"
I wanted to include something from The Lord of the Rings films, but we don't really quote those, we just watch them and hold onto each other and cry.
(crossposted to insanejournal)