"Hey, why are you all still alive?--Oh, that's right, it's only Tuesday."
-Zorak on The Brak Show
"Are you with the bride, or the failure?"
-MST3K, The Day the Earth Froze
-Either Ragetti or Pintel (or both), Pirates of the Caribbean
-"It is for want of better graces, for my accent and my station, that I am to board this prison vessel."
-"...And for all them murders you done."
-The Nasty episode of TheYoung Ones
-"Where's your husband?"
-"My husband is dead."
-"Will you marry me? Did he leave you any money? Answer the second question first."
-The immortal Groucho Marx and equally immortal Margaret Dumont in Duck Soup
"I wet 'em."
-Terry Jones on Monty Python's Flying Circus
-"And any plan vhere you lose your hat is...?"
-"...A bad plan?"
-Two Jagermonsters in the comic Girl Genius
"That was Speed in French, which in France was called La Vitesse. Except it wasn't, it was called Speed."
-Eddie Izzard's Dressed to Kill
-"You know, son, forty percent of all traffic accidents--"
-"Oh, shut up, willya?"
-MST3K, Last Clear Chance, a bitter short film on traffic safety and railroad crossings
"So the dog's name is fuckin' Pongo."
-Denis Leary, Lock 'N' Load
"Let's do some crimes! Let's get sushi, and not pay!"
-The punks in Repo Man
(crossposted to insanejournal)