2. Anyone ever need to bump me off, it will be supremely easy. I got a package of fabulous chocolate in the mail yesterday that had no gift card in it, which did not stop me from eating the chocolate even as I hunted for the gift card--okay, the box's country of orgin suggests to me the probable sender, but still.
3. It occurs to me that if Christopher Eccleston's Doctor were to meet a slightly older-or-younger version of himself, and the two of them were to make a Captain Jack Harkness sandwich, the pairing would be called Nine/Jack/Nine, which, since I am likely the only one on my flist who gets why that is amusing to me, will net you a drabble, pairing of your choice, if you can tell me the reference.