"Well, Happy Harry Potter's Conception Day!"
"Oh, yeah, and Happy Lily and James's Deathday!"
"And while we're on the subject, Happy L's Birthday!"
"Oh, yeah, I forgot that one!"
And, OH DRAT IT. Secret #154. For a minute I thought I had made fandom_secrets! In a complimentary way! But they don't mean my story, they're referring to cimorene's Nemo/Gill fishslash, it's in the comments. But I should be satisfied, cimorene said I inspired her inna first place!