Someone explain to me how Robert Pattinson could be so charming in Goblet of Fire and yet unappealing in this? Whose idea was it that the man should speak only in Neanderthal mutterings? Yipe. Bad choice. I did not, as a result, care much about Edward. However, I did get stellar squirmylust from this:
WOO DOGGIE HOT VAMPIRE CLAN DADDY YES ME ME NEXT TURN ME NEXT PLEASE.
Something about Vampire Clan Daddy makes everybody standing next to him look even more OH YES YOU TOO ARE YUMMY. Which means I had the hots for her:
And for him:
See what I mean?
But even beyond him there was still more pretty to be had.
Yes, she's lovely and sniffable.
And both of these:
I want a pillow fight with those two. We can keep on our pajamas, a pillow fight alone would be marvelous!
And oh my yes this:
TELL ME YOU WOULD NOT GO WITH THAT TO PROM.
Can I ship Carlisle/Eric? Helloooo, internet, anyone else out there on board that? *yells into ether, hears hollow echoes from fanabsence* Oh, well.