Another "No, I don't go to the movie theatre any more, I just wait for the DVD" review
Vampires Suck could have been a fun parody movie, but I was warned right away when I took the DVD out of the Netflix envelope and saw Running Time: 2 hrs on the cover. Oy. Guys, parody should never ever be longer than the original; who doesn't know this? Many of the gags in this are clever but they've killed the film in editing, just killed it. I want to hack out about three seconds out of every five.